We’re starting a “homeschool” program with the boy child here soon.
I have printables, a giant work book and a board full of over the top crafts for kids that there is little to no chance we will ever do. I MEAN I’M TOTALLY PREPARED! We can’t figure out how to afford sending him to a preschool so another year at home but I’ll be damned if he isn’t going to learn something this year!
The biggest problem is I’m not a teacher. I’m not a teacher personality type. I get frustrated too easy and have problems putting my thoughts together and organizing my words before they pop out of my head. But that’s what workbooks are for, right?
Luckily for me my boy is smart. He’s a little brat face but he’s smart. So hopefully we’ll get through this okay. And if not, he’s really good on computers and can spell his name…. That’s like… preschool level requirements right?
And my hopes of going to a craft show are dashed (well for that particular one at least) because they changed it to a barter show… I don’t really know how to barter crochet chicken hats and hanging dish towels for things that I actually need so… I guess I’ll be looking for another show to register for. It seems like there should be lots in this little artsy farsty city but unfortunately most of the people running these events seem to not be aware of the existence of the internet. Or I’m too dependent on the internet.
And finally, lately all of my crochet projects are more time consuming and end up funky because my tiny human grabs my yarn and pulls (while grunting “PUUUUULLLL”) while I’m trying to work. I really need a better workspace. Or a room where I can turn a light on after everyone is asleep to crochet. Is that too much to ask?
How does anyone get anything done ever after having kids? I’m flailing here.